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Quotes About Retort

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea. Churchill's response, Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.
~ Winston S. Churchill
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
~ Winston S. Churchill
Looka that," Debs snapped back at him. "Talking asshole." Hood
~ Jeff Lindsay
What's he want to howl like that for when I'm playing?" George would exclaim indignantly, while taking aim at him with a boot. "What do you want to play like that for when he is howling?" Harris would retort, catching the boot.  "You let him alone.  He can't help howling.  He's got a musical ear, and your playing makes him howl.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
You might think that, I could not possibly comment
~ Michael Dobbs
Repartee is what you wish you'd said.
~ Milton Berle
Ryan was not only gregarious but also a happily married inamorato! (Around the facility, when the other coaches teased him about this episode, Ryan would retort affably, "I'm the only guy in history who gets in a sex scandal with his wife!")
~ Unknown