Quotes About Escape

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Bite me, Harry Potter.

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

Humor is an escape, because you cannot think about your problems when you are trying to be funny; so, in essence, "being a humorist" gives you a valid excuse to hide from your pain.

Sometimes I go into my own little world. It's okay, they know me there.

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

Get me outa here. F*ckin' creepy cheerleaders.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

This shed does not contain me.

It's not the books by Stephen King that I read, I need protection from the things in my head . . .

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

Can you imagine how many people got laid in here?" Abby said, walking to the other side of the Jacuzzi.

Somebody stop the world. I'm scared and I want to get off.

...he didn't know when he was going to get the chance to play WoW again. And it was damn important to do his bit to save all life on Azeroth while he could.

It wasn't necessarily that I wasn't a fan of fairies. Really. It wasn't that. It was that I wasn't a fan of being taken hostage by a group of fairies.

I hate when I look in my closet and find clothes instead of Narnia.

...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me.""You don't know that.""Yeah, you're right, " Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.

Abbey relaxed, grateful not only that someone had thought to throw a party for her, but that she had been able to escape attending.

Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!' Skulduggery nodded. 'Just got back.

Food, " I suggested. "Sleep. That's what I need. To get the hell away from here."Cole frowned at me, as if I'd suggested "ducks" and "yoga".

Neither would you, had you grown up in a library of melodramatic romance novels.

if any of your body parts become detached due to an unfortunate encounter with a crank, I highly advise you leave said body part behind and run like hell. Unless it's a leg, of course.