Quotes About Escape

Do you ever take a holiday? Like, do any of you just wake up and think 'Today feels like a pyjama day.'? or is it always, 'Today is a good day for murdering and stalking.'?

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

How are we going to get out of here?""Oh, escape is easy once you have the right

Wanna see the rest of my happy place?

Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.

What do you do when you're in a room of vampires and the most dangerous one tells you that youknow too much? You bolt. What did I do? I hyperventilated.

When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.""I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'""Well, yeah, that

Mr Moss's courtyard is railed in like a cage, lest the gentlemen who are boarding with him should take a fancy to escape from his hospitality.

And imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.

I'm not sure what we're running from. Nobody. Or the future. Fate. Growing up. Getting old. Picking up the pieces. As if running we won't have to get on with our lives.

It does not matter how much we distance ourselves, how far we run - the past always shadows us.

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!

Laughter is an instant vacation.

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

The man that runs away lives to die another day.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi driver says, don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights.

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set up the explosion, then fly out before it goes off.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run.

What is it that escapes the observation of poets? What is that act women are incapable of doing? What will drunken people not prate? What will not a crow eat?

Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse; it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.