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Quotes About Infidelity

Everybody cheats on the Kardashians.
~ Tony Rock
One thing is relationships: Don't get in a relationship if you're going to leave a man if he cheats on you. Because 99% of the time he's going to cheat.
~ The-Dream
I've never cheated on my wife, ever. But to say that it doesn't exist or it doesn't happen and saying you never deal with it would be lying.
~ Andy Grammer
I've never cheated. I've been cheated on.
~ Maura Higgins
You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend.
~ Caprice Bourret
The latter think the shortest distance between two points is from a blonde to a bed.
~ Raymond Chandler
Most guys will walk into a marriage thinking... Well I just did what I was always told to do... and I said I do. And I was a stand up guy. But I don't understand why she was fucking her Boss.
~ Richard Cooper
The cure for sex is marriage;the cure for love is marriage;the cure for infidelity is divorce;the cure for unhappiness is work;the cure for extreme unhappiness is drink;the cure for death is a frail belief in the afterlife.
~ Julian Barnes
If it weren't for married men, we couldn't have carried on at all, and if it weren't for cheating married women we could have made another million.
~ Karen Abbott
Sorry Your Husband Was Sharing His Saran Wrap Fetish with a Hooker
~ Karen MacInerney
Claire hates you now. She believes me. She will never, ever take you back. We are never ever ever getting back together. Taylor Swift. How many times had Dee played that song after she caught Heath Carmichael cheating
~ Karin Slaughter
She glanced down the hallway, but Angie didn't want to go into the bedrooms. She didn't want to see where Michael screwed his wife, know that this was the place where he probably beat Gina. Had
~ Karin Slaughter
Men are cheaters. Women are not to be trusted. And most people are dumb.
~ Jackie Collins
Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny.
~ James M. Cain
Always wanting another man than your own.
~ Thomas Hardy, Jude the Obscure
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
~ Chris Rock
My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.
~ Dorothy Parker
The only thing you can do to make me that angry is to lie with another man" ~ Raphael, Guild Hunter, Nalini Singh
~ Nalini Singh
There are plenty of men who philander during the summer, to be sure, but they are usually the same lot who philander during the winter - albeit with less convenience.
~ Nora Ephron
In my judgment, a great mistake has been made by well meaning and zealous men, through treating error and infidelity with altogether too much respect.
~ J. G. Holland
How foolish it is to run away with a man who's already run away with someone else.
~ Jodi Picoult
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.
~ Anthony Jeselnik
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
~ Lenny Bruce
In books and movies infidelity always looks so compelling, so right. Here are people who defy petty convention and are rewarded with only the tastiest bits of human experience.
~ David Sedaris