Quotes About Acceptance

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance

Age is getting to know all the ways the world turns, so that if you cannot turn the world the way you want, you can at least, get out of the way so you won't get run over.

A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.

I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

Never fight an inanimate object.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine