Quotes About Pissing

There is some primal instinct in the human male that drives us to communal pissing, and it's a phenomenon of which I'm very fond.

In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror.

You can try to please everyone and risk accomplishing nothing, or go for your dreams and risk pissing a few people off.

I look at what's going on in our society and what's pissing me off at the moment and I just get my basic gut reaction to that and that gut reaction usually becomes the title of the book.

In most groups the craziest person is in control. It starts because no one wants the problems that come from pissing off a crazy person. It's just smarter and easier sometimes to let the crazy person have his or her way.

Give me my powers back, Artemis, or I'll take your daughter's life. (Sin) Damn boy, you have an unholy gift for pissing off people. Why don't you tell her that dress makes her look fat while you're at it? (Kat)

I have heard a thousand empty courtesies in my time, but you are the first knight who ever said "pissing" in my presence. Those pissing contents are how lords judge one another's strength, and woe to any man who shows weakness. A woman needs to piss twice as hard, if she hopes to rule.

Where's your bowstrings?' Thomas asked, for the priest had neither helmet nor cap. 'I looped them round my…well, never mind. It has to be good for something other than pissing, eh? And it's dry down there.' Father Hobbe seemed indecently cheerful.

Whether your pleasing or pissing everybody off, your doing something wrong.

He said having a smoking section in a restaurant was just like having a pissing section in a swimming pool.

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

I'm an individual. I do not want to get into a pissing match with an organization that is a de-facto gigadollar-turnover multinational!

Trying to control information in the network age is about as successful as pissing into the wind.

NOT A GOOD MOVE, Mama.' 'Why not?' said Emma. 'Jim Knowles has never been supportive, and frankly I'll be glad to be rid of him.' 'Remember what Lyndon Johnson said about J. Edgar Hoover? I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in.

What are you doing with the child? I inquired cautiously. I'm teachin' young James here the fine art of not pissing on his feet, he explained.