Quotes About Exaggeration

Other stories tell how I eat innocent newborns, how I'm ten feet tall, how I breathe fire and have great dragon wings. None of these are wholly accurate. I don't have dragon wings, I don't breathe fire, I'm only eight feet tall and I've never eaten a newborn that didn't have it coming. My name is Mevolent. What's yours?

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?

He stepped on it. Squished it. Squashed it. Killed it. Cut it down in its prime. It kicked the bucket, turned up its toes, shuffled off this mortal coil. It was... an ex-rabbit." "He's a dangerous man, your father." "The baby better learn to dodge.

The trouble with the media is that it seems unable to distinguish between the end of the world and a bicycle accident.

I am an ordinary person but carried to extremes.

Alex consistently distorts or misperceives situations so that they reinforce his lifetrap. His view of situations is inaccurate: he feels people are attacking and humiliating him even when they are not. He has a strong bias to interpret events as proving he is defective, exaggerating the negative and minimizing the positive.

Weaver always says freedom is like Sloan's Liniment, always promising more than it delivers.

I thought u said u could swim like a fish -A dead one!

Tja, jullie zeiden altijd al dat jullie opa graag tien vliegen in één klap sloeg.

to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard

I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I have seen you amused." "You exaggerate." "Nay, my memory is clear because on each occasion you came within a hair's breadth of getting us both killed.

Spraggett was never one to use a single sensational headline when two or three woud suffice.

Spraggett was never one to use a single sensational headline when two or three would suffice.

On exagère trop souvent sur l'influence des religions sur les peuples, tandis qu'on néglige à l'inverse l'influence des peuples sur les religions.

I exaggerated even before I began to exaggerate, because it's true — nothing is ever quite as bad as it could be.

He jerked upright, moved his swollen ankle injudiciously, and let out a sound like Snoopy getting hit in the balls. "Alggghhh….

You are being such a dick as to make a real dick look like a labia minora

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didn't, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I don't think any of my relatives are surprised.

It is not much of an exaggeration to claim that the very process that gives us the raw ingredients for brandy and beer is the same one that sustains life on the planet.

I weighed 25 stone, and I didn't stand nine feet tall, so the weight didn't sit well on me. As big as a house? No. I was as big as an estate.

I am actually 7 foot and and one-half inches tall. I say Seven two because it's easier. Unlike some tall skinny guys I am really 'big' weighing around 350 pounds.

Hyperbole is not easily dealt with. Usually, it collapses under its own weight.

I think I might have exaggerated some abilities in the past. Practical abilities for acting jobs you sometimes have on your CV - I have definitely exaggerated in meetings to get a job and then not been up to scratch on the day.