Quotes About Exaggeration

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

Barry Kent's father looks like a big ape and has got more hair on the back of his hands than my father has got on his entire head.

Fear is my mind painstakingly creating the worse-case scenario and then putting it on steroids.

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

Don't exaggerate the pain, it is a lesson in disguise.

A cordial nature exaggerates a friend's qualities with as much pleasure as a mischievous one finds in depreciating them.

He used to raise a storm in a teapot.

Larger than a pea? Oh, it most certainly was.

There is no question that Rumanian-Jewish food is heavy. One meal is equal in heaviness, I would guess, to eight or nine years of steady mung-bean eating.

We are never either so wretched or so happy as we say we are.

Craziness in a shoe is great - you can have much more freedom, you can exaggerate and it doesn't feel stupid. But to have too much craziness near your face, that would just feel weird.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

I'm actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks.

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didn't, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I don't think any of my relatives are surprised.

My Top 5 Exercises: 1. Jumping to conclusions 2. Flying off the handle 3. Carrying things too far 4. Dodging responsibilities 5. Pushing my Luck

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

I think that when you are famous every weakness is exaggerated.

Memory can make a thing seem to have been much more than it was.

returned wedding gifts and penned endless notes of apology to the givers and to all our would-be-turned-would-not-be wedding guests, and if I say that I felt every word of those notes carve themselves into my skin like in that scary Dolores Umbridge detention scene in the fifth Harry Potter, I'm exaggerating, but only a little.