Quotes About Irony

He had come to believe that life was a series of ironic ambushes. - Doctor Sleep

Your Plan and the stuff that comes out of my asshole bear a suspicious resemblance to each other.

In the world we live in, you will be warned ironically when you kill yourself, but will be killed literally when you heal yourself

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

There's 2 things I love in this world: Burritos and Murder

If the Ego is hateful, Love your neighbor as yourself becomes a cruel irony.

I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.

Next thing you know, the hoe starts to ill, She says "I love you, Harold" and your name is Will!

Isn't it strange that I who have written only unpopular books should be such a popular fellow?

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.

I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead.

I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

A whirl of thick flakes emerged from an irony-grey infinity, almost obscuring Granta House.

Success is always less funny than failure.

The KKK adopted a highway. The joke is on them: It's black.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.

Me parece irónico que los liberales acepten a Darwin y rechacen el -diseño inteligente- como la explicación del diseño y la adaptación en el mundo natural, pero no aceptan a Adam Smith como la explicación del diseño y la adaptación en el mundo económico. Algunos países a veces prefieren el -diseño inteligente- de las economías socialistas, que en ocasiones suele acabar en desastre desde un punto de vista utilitarista.

There is a special pleasure in the irony of a moralist brought down for the very moral failings he has condemned. It's the pleasure of a well-told joke. Some jokes are funny as one-liners, but most require three verses: three guys, say, who walk into a bar one at a time, or a priest, a minister, and a rabbi in a lifeboat. The first two set the pattern, and the third violates it. With hypocrisy, the hypocrite's preaching is the setup, the hypocritical action is the punch line.

like a party hat at a funeral.

Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be.

But then he decided it wasn't an irony, it was merely the broken gears of time, or the way life can feed you when you're full (youth) and starve you when you're hungry (midlife).