Quotes About Irony

For sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds; Lillies that fester smell far worse than weeds.

In jest, there is truth.

A little more than kin, a little less than kind.

For what says Quinapalus? Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce.

Were't not for laughing, I should pity him.

Still better, and worse.

This wimpled, whining, purblind, wayward boy, this Senior Junior, giant dwarf...Cupid.

I marvel your ladyship takes delight in such a barren rascal. I saw him put down the other day with an 80   ordinary fool that has no more brain than a stone. Look you now, he's out of his guard already; unless you laugh and minister occasion to him, he is gagged. I protest I take these wise men, that crow so at these set kind of fools, no better than the fools' zanies.

Merely, thou art death's fool, For him thou labor'st by thy flight to shun, And yet run'st toward him still.

That I chose Independence Day as the moment to strike was of course a piece of deliberate irony.

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea. Churchill's response, Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

?ycie pisze najbardziej oryginalne, najbardziej komiczne a jednocze?nie najbardziej dramatyczne scenariusze.

PoszedÅ'em do modnego sklepu Ostende i kupiÅ'em parÄ™ bucików ?óÅ'tych, które okazaÅ'y siÄ™ za ciasne. WróciÅ'em wiÄ™c do sklepu i wymieniÅ'em tÄ™ parÄ™ na innÄ…, tego samego fasonu i numeru i w ogóle identycznÄ… pod ka?dym wzglÄ™dem, która okazaÅ'a siÄ™ równie ciasna. Bywa, i? sobÄ… zdumiewam siebie.

Przypatrzcie siÄ™ ich zdaniom, które przygniatajÄ… terminologiÄ… dernier cri, gdy ich budowa, znakowanie, poprawno?? gramatyczna, bywa pod zdechÅ'ym Medorem. WspaniaÅ'y krawat, brudna koszula.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there already was a chicken on this side of the road.

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.

If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

O'Rouke'un orada bir bira içerken olanlar?n bir muhasebesini yapmaya çal??t?m. Ä°ÅŸler kar???kt?. Sokrates intihar etmiÅŸti... Ya da öyle olduÄŸunu söylüyorlard?. Ä°sa öldürülmüÅŸtü. Nietzsche ise delirmiÅŸti. EÄŸer yukar?da biri varsa bile kimsenin bunu bilmesini istemiyor gibiydi.

Justo castigo Un maleficio, eso es. Cuando dos personas se aman y tienen que separarse por culpa de una aberración casi cómica, ¿qué otra cosa puede ser?