Quotes About Irony

It is one of the ironies of the ministry that the very man who works in God's name is often hardest put to find time for God. The parents of Jesus lost Him at church, and they were not the last ones to lose Him there.

There's more truth in comedy than in tragedy.

So even in hell, there are clowns.

La ironía es la mejor arma que poseen el periodista y el escritor.

I quickly found myself in the center of the room, trussed up to a sturdy, high-backed chair, which Joaquin happily assured me was an original Louis the Fourteenth. Oh goody. I'd hate to die bound to something from IKEA.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.

Ah, woman. She is an enigma. An anomaly of perfection & irony. She can lure angels into her arms & give birth to a nation of ideologies.

The strange, unbeautiful face beautiful in its ugliness; the perfect, beautiful face ugly in its perfection.

HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

I am the best tennis player who cannot play tennis.

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.

I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think.

For my birthday, buy me a politician!

I've realized is that every time you get something cool for your birthday or for Christmas, within a week it's being used against you. (We'll be taking this away until your English grade improves)

Is it not odd that the only generous person I ever knew, who had money to be generous with, should be a stockbroker.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

I never truly believed that human business was some serious thing.

It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong, satiric idea, the world tops it.

All the best, Sydney P.S. "The Red Hurricane" is what I named the car. P.P.S. Just because I like you, it doesn't mean I still don't think you're an evil creature of the night. You are.

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.