Quotes About Irony

Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity.

'I can always relate to tampon commercials'...said no girl ever.

Over 7 Billion people in this world and I'm still single? Ain't that about a b*tch.

You were so near death that ghosts crowded around you, weeping silver tears, waiting for you with such smiles. You humans, you know, whoever built you sewed irony into your sinews.

I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster!

I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Its truly ironical how arrogant we are about dust being here and there and end up sleeping in the dust forever!

Death Laughs In The Faces Of Clocks

I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony".

Isn't it ironic that being immortal would reveal the fool's errand of immortality?

Destiny has a constant passion for the incongruous.

Destiny smiles upon me but without making me the least bit happier.

Everything I touch seems destined to turn into something mean and farcical.

Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.

For dhrames always go by conthraries my dear.

I never got a pass mark in math ... Just imagine - mathematicians now use my prints to illustrate their books.

I find myself laughing at really bad situations.

I don't have any friends; I just have lawyers.

I find something funny when it lives on many levels - a level of self-deprecation, of knowledge and heightened reality.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

I wanted to do something in the style of a comedy of manners.

You know this could kill me, don't you?' 'Look on the bright side,' said Howl. 'It could be me it kills.