Quotes About Irony

A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't

The marvels of today's modern technology include the development of the soda can, which when discarded will last forever ... and a $7,000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three years." --Guido Sarducci

Now he's standing beside five other cops watching the chimp climb up the wall of the Museum of Man. That's what I need tonight, Chris thinks, a chimp with a firearm and a sense of irony.

I am cuckolding myself

And every year, Ronald McDonald takes the Pulitzer.

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.

One of the bitterest ironies of life is that one truly appreciates a blessing only after having been deprived of it or imagining that.

How strange now, looks the life he makes us lead; So free we seem, so fettered fast we are!

It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.

The life of every individual is really always a tragedy, but gone through in detail, it has the character of a comedy.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

It is fateful and ironic how the lie we need in order to live dooms us to a life that is never really ours.

Isn't it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

There are ... two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be understood and those who long to be misunderstood. It is the irony of life that neither is gratified.

Life is full of ironies and paradoxes.

Life is a very bad novelist. It is chaotic and ludicrous.

Accept that there are things in this world we can never explain and life will be understandable. That is the irony of life. It is also the beauty of it.

Realizing that life is precious the natural tendency is to trample on it, like laughing at a funeral.

Although according to certain philosophers it is quite difficult to distinguish the jester from the melancholic, life itself being a comic drama or a dramatic comedy.

I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.

I can't imagine a life without humor. Especially if you have an existential understanding of life, you must acknowledge the absurdity of it all.

ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. It is put about the neck and remains in place one's whole life long.