Quotes About Irony

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

If I found a cure for a huge disease, while I was hobbling up onstage to accept the Nobel Prize they'd be playing the theme song from 'Three's Company'.

Hollywood's a great place to live... if you're a grapefruit.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

I tell ya, my wife is never nice. She won a trip to Las Vegas for two. She went twice.

I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.

Este oscuro corazón late al lado de la necesaria ironía sin la cual se apagaría la reflexión.

I love Sell Out, I think it's great. I love the jingles. The whole thing as an album is a wonderful piece of work. The cover. Everything about it. It's got humor, great songs, irony.

When I said I wanted to die in my sleep, I meant I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.

Now you can say you've been bitten in the ass by an ass." "That's

Why is my skull covered with hair? To make it look like my genitals?

It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when they have lost their way.

L'ironia è una dichiarazione di dignità. È l'affermazione della superiorità dell'essere umano su quello che gli capita.

I experienced so intense a moment of despair, frustration and rebelliousness that irony, my most trusted weapon of defense, became instead another scalpel for probing my own wounds.

He observed Morel with a cameraman's cold, professional stare, trying to decide why he found the man so French; he decided that it was a certain dark cheerfulness, a mixture of anger and irony, the voice and its drawling Parisian accent, and the line of the mouth which somehow always seemed to call for a Gauloise bleue.

He tried to behave, but then despair always took the form of irony with him.

I should've known it," he groaned. "The moment you pick up a bare-assed stripper from the Crazy Horse, she's bound to be religious.

You can probably also call it poetic justice, even though it doesn't rhyme.

It is hard to miss the irony in the fact that the very same week that Republicans were publicly heralding Congressman Paul Ryan's plan to inject market forces into the American health care system, they were crafting a budget deal to strip them from the health reform law.

They put Omani in his box, They're using nails instead of locks. But at his funeral don't despair, The chances are he won't be there.