Quotes About Irony

Some humor experts say the secret to humor is to combine something unexpected with something bad and then make sure it's happening to someone else. But if that's all it took, serial killers would be winning comedy competitions.

God, why are the jerks always the cute ones?

En mutlu sözcük bile gülünç duruma dü?er, onu dinleyen kulak çarp?ksa e?er.

Christ alive. Satan is a very beefy boy.

Some things are of that nature as to make One's fancy chuckle, while his heart doth ache.

He would have considered it ironic that, the more men discovered the insignificance of their planet, the more highly they would rate themselves, all the more sure that they could explain everything without reference to God. They

Happy Birthday, Thomas Hayward. Unfortunately he's dead, he would have been 177 today. Only a year younger than me.

You want to know what's on the other side?' Walsh eyed the detective carefully, as if gauging the seriousness of the question. 'Is it seventy-two virgins, like the Muslims believe?' 'That's the good news. The bad news is that they're all guys. It's like being at a boarding school.' 'I knew there had to be a catch.

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny.

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

Comedy is about flaws anyway... There's a lot of humor in the dark areas of life.

Some people in this life really enjoy being sent up and Nicholas Parsons is one of them because he's a sadomasochist.

I always see the absurdity in most situations. It's my experience of how life works.

Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned in the first half was wrong.

Funny how life messed with you.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different!

Life seems a jest of Fate's contriving.

I mean, I knew I wasn't a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren!

Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.

Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.