Quotes About Irony

Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.' (Nathan)

Fate was a bitch, but she always had a wicked sense of humor. Today, he was her punch line. Tomorrow, she'd be laughing at them. -Darling's thoughts

Things were about as normal as a Luddite working for Bill Gates.' – Sundown

What are you, like a rent-a-white-knight? (Abbie)

You can't use irony as a way of disengaging with the difficult or emotional aspects of life.

It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.

Life packed a clever one-two punch: cruelty and absurdity.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

Life should be taken ironically; otherwise, it becomes a tragedy.

Life's irony is that as soon as worldly goods and worldly success are of no concern to you, the way is open for them to flow to you.

Within that moment was trust, compassion, and our mutual sense of irony. He was carrying death within him and I was carrying life. We were both aware of that, I know.

Life is deeply tragic and also very comic at the same time. It's everything at once.

I never saw so many well-dressed, well-fed, business-looking Bohemians in my life.

Life is like a box of terrible analogies.

Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be.

...his job was the very least important part of his life, never to be mentioned except in irony.

Surely life has taught you that a thing can be both beautiful and vile.

Life justified itself. It might be cruel, treacherous, ironic, but it was life, and pain was as much a part of it as joy.

Why is it when I'm the one shot, I'm a baby, but when it's you, it's a matter of life and death and national security? (Joe) Because I'm cuter in a short skirt. (Tee)

Life is tragic comedy, in a way. There is humor.

Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.

Life is often confusing and sad, and I'm a big fan of the slap and the tickle, as they say.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?