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Quotes About Contradiction

There is no possible line of conduct which has at some time and place been condemned, and which has not at some other time and place been enjoined as a duty.
~ William Edward Hartpole Lecky
Don't you know that it is only very foolish folk who talk sense all the time?
~ Lucy Maud Montgomery
A man cannot serve God and Mammon, nor be "temperate and furious" at the same time.
~ Mahatma Gandhi
America is a very special place. In this country, you have the best and the worst at the same time. Whatever you can imagine.
~ Marjane Satrapi
Hollywood is a place of great irony at all times.
~ Mark Canton
Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.
~ Mark Twain
You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.
~ Molly Shannon
I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.
~ Mark Twain
Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values.
~ Mark Twain
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco
~ Mark Twain
Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel; at is worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable; and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm. Yet he blandly and in all sincerity calls himself the noblest work of God.
~ Mark Twain
I said nothing of the sort.
~ Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
~ Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight
~ Mark Twain
For he did not seem to know any way to do a person a kindness but by killing him.
~ Mark Twain
The average human being is a perverse creature; and when he isn't that, he is a practical joker. The result to the other person concerned is about the same: that is, he is made to suffer.
~ Mark Twain
That kind of so-called housekeeping where they have six Bibles and no cork-screw.
~ Mark Twain
Irony? Irony can never be more than our own personal Maginot line; the drawing of it, for the most part, purely arbitrary.
~ Mark Z. Danielewski
In that peculiar contradiction that serves as connective tissue in so many relationships, it is possible to see that she loves Navidson almost as much as she has no room for him.
~ Mark Z. Danielewski
I wanted to explain that I am constantly overestimating and underestimating the human race - that rarely do I even simply estimate it. I wanted to ask her how the same thing could be so ugly and so glorious, and its words and stories so damning and brilliant...I AM HAUNTED BY HUMANS.
~ Markus Zusak
I'm always finding humans at their best and worst. I see their ugly and their beauty and I wonder how the same can be both.
~ Markus Zusak
I wanted to ask her how the same thing could be so ugly and so glorious, and its words and stories so damning and brilliant.
~ Markus Zusak
Everything was good. But it was awful, too.
~ Markus Zusak
Now more than ever, 33 Himmel Street was a place of silence, and it did not go unnoticed that the Duden Dictionary was completely and utterly mistaken, especially with its related words. Silence was not quiet or calm, and it was not peace.
~ Markus Zusak