Quotes About Contradiction

You can't stand having people around you, but then you go completely nuts when you're left all alone.

Men are trapped in a different dichotomy, that which gives them a hard-on must remain a problem. Above all, no reconciliation. Because a peculiar thing about men is that they tend to despise that which they desire, as well as despising themselves for the physical manifestation of that desire.

Whatever arouses us, or fails to, comes from dark, uncontrollable places in ourselves, and rarely fits who we would conscious like to be.

Sabism is a dualism and a polyvalent sign of ambivalence, bipolarity and synthesis.

[Optimism is] the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst.

O what fine times, this age of iron!

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman nor an Empire.

Why that's a colossal fib. I'm a very kind person. I've never hurt man, beast or child. Except when I had to. I belong to the Bare-Hand-Wolf-Choker Association.

The greater the love, the more false to its object,Not to be born is the best for man;After the kiss comes the impulse to throttle,Break the embraces, dance while you can.

I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.

In a tragic contradiction between the normal and the exceptional, there is suffering, in a comic contradiction, none.

Reason requires that I approve The light-bulb which I cannot love

Gilbert's response to being told they (the words 'ruddy' and 'bloody') meant the same thing was: "Not at all, for that would mean that if I said that I admired your ruddy countenance, which I do, I would be saying that I liked your bloody cheek, which I don't.

There's nothing so obscene and depressing as an American Christmas.

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my computer!

I'm like the random guy who you would think I'm a computer freak and you would think that I'm a massive art collector, but I'm really not.

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

I hate people in general, but you guys are cool with me.

Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.

The courage of one's opinions is always a form of calculating cowardice in the eyes of the "other side.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.

I am a middle-aged opera queen in loafers that makes out I am a 16 year old death metal skater... It's all fake! My hair is fake, my body is fake and my teeth are kind of fake