Quotes About Witicism

Oscar Wilde: "I wish I had said that." Whistler: "You will, Oscar; you will.

Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature -- the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.

Thy quips and thy quiddities.

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.

So why did you get shot? One of your witticisms go awry? (Nekoda)

Nothing is so fatiguing as the life of a wit.

You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever." "You're only saying that because they usually involve you in the punch line." Breeze rolled his eyes.

Alejandro, who thought he was a wit. And he was, if you put a "nit" in front of it

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea. Churchill's response, Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.