Quotes About James Patterson

Is this a movie?' I heard someone ask. Naw- this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life. Oh, my God, I was so badass. It was all I could do not to give a mwa ha ha!

Angel? Yeah? she looked up, all blue-eyed innocence. I felt stupid, but... Can Total, um, talk? Uh-huh, Angel said casually, squeezing water out of her hair. I stared at her. He talks . Total talks, and you didn't tell me? Well... Angel looked for him, saw he was pretty far away, and lowered her voice. Don't tell him I said this, but he's actually not that interesting.

I need wings, said Total, still sniffling. I need my own wings. Then things like that wouldn't happen. Yeah, that was all I needed. A flying talking mutant dog.

Total? I called. He looked up alertly, then ran over to me, small pink tongue hanging out. Total? I said when he was close. Can you talk? He flopped down on the grass, panting slightly. Yeah. So? Jeezum. I mean, mutant weirdos are nothing new to me, you know? But a talking dog?

It's, like, a safety bomb." -Iggy

Great, they give blind kids guns, I said, trying to lessen his horror. I don't even let Iggy have a gun. Usually.

We're just not cut out for all this media circus crap. But then, you already knew that.

Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random blogger I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.-Fang

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

We're famous iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. So's Swine Flu Fang whispered back.

Well, if it isn't Daniel X himself, Seth said with a yawn. Become tired of living in this dump of a city already, eh? What can I do for you today? Death? Eternal enslavement? What's it going to be?

Basically, if you put a fence around New York City, you'd have the world's biggest nontraveling circus.

There," I said. "Decades of psycho logic picked apart in three seconds by an eleven-year-old. Take that, modern science!

And no southern jokes, please. Ick.

He was 90 percent image, and the most you want is 50 percent because the other 50 percent must be a musical talent.

Yes, that night I rode in the backseat of a police car for the first time. To anyone who saw me, it looked like I'd just been arrested, when in fact, I'd just been rescued.

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Our goal is to find the Institute." "How are we gonna do that?" Angel asked. "I have a plan," I said firmly. God, I was really going to have to get all this lying under control.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. I have to admit, it is a tasty dish. Play Hard or Go Home GROWING UP, I had zero interest in being a writer.

that the rooms were pitifully furnished, with dirty sheets in

Today's lesson?" I say. "The history of slapstick." "You want me to slap you with a stick?" says Stevie.

Relax. I'd always felt nerves, what Mom liked to call the good nerves that came with competition.