Quotes About Entertainment

I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is.

I love my jokes.

Comedy has bits, has jokes, has stories, and it has characters.

Betty White jokes are just not for me.

I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.

Fart jokes still work for me.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh.

I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.

I know for myself, every now and again on HBO, they'll show some of the young comedian specials from the '80s and early '90s, and it's just fascinating to watch those comedians - some of whom are people that are world-famous, like Chris Rock or Judd Apatow - to see the jokes that people had, but also, the way everything looked.

Every comedian feels out an audience. As you're telling jokes, if they're not laughing at this, you change the subject.

I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.

I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

You have comedians who just do jokes, and they're called comics, not comedians. You have comedians that do bits - a person that has a lot of jokes that have a beginning, a middle and an end, but it's not a real story. And you have someone that does great stories, the one that blends those things together - that person is doing comedy.

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

I tell jokes, chat with people, and make stuff.

Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I'm going to do.

As a comedian, frankly, I don't care that much about bad jokes.

I love films that make you feel something but also deliver that payload behind jokes.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

I want to be on a show that's not sensitive to racial jokes; I want to be on one where they call me everything and I call them right back. There's blatant racism going both ways. That's what we need.

'Friends' was great fun, but I was just there so they could make some funny jokes about England.

I do love jokes.