Quotes About Entertainment

The hardest part of comedy is writing the jokes, and the second-hardest part is telling the jokes. To me, everything else is significantly easier.

I do like rude jokes. They're men jokes.

All I ever wanted to do was tell jokes for a living.

Rob and I both have this strange sense of comedy which always involves us being the butt of our own jokes.

I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.

I like jokes where people don't stop laughing.

My dad loves going backstage. I try not to have him give too many jokes to people.

I'd been writing jokes since I was 16, not very good ones though, but I was always trying to make my mates laugh.

I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes!

Going on stage is a performance, it's an act; you're playing a version of yourself. I don't give it a lot of thought. I clock on, I tell jokes, I clock off again.

It's fun to pick the worst jokes you can think of.

People think I am joking when I say my favourite actors are Shammi Kapoor and Dara Singh.

It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.

Horrid Henry hated vacations. Henry's idea of a super vacation was sitting on the sofa eating chips and watching TV.

Some pigeons, Davy, a couple of short-legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook. KING HENRY IV, PART II, 5.1 Kickshaws, the Elizabethan misspelling of the French quelque chose, "a little something," refers to dishes we now categorize as appetizers or hors d'oeuvres.

I think cinema, movies, and magic have always been closely associated. The very earliest people who made film were magicians.

God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.

They're a different generation, those kids kids that are under the age of twelve. They're not that impressed by rock music, you know what I mean? They're like, it's cool and everything, but whatever. They're just as impressed by YouTube.

Boxing is just show business with blood.

Low gravity Monopoly is better than the Monopoly you play round the kitchen table, in that it only lasts a few minutes.

This one has Olive Oyl getting it doggy-style from Popeye.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Television: chewing gum for the eyes.

TV -- chewing gum for the eyes.