Quotes About Entertainment

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Comedy Is Not Pretty!

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.

Ah, Meese has brought us her finest goblets! A moment, whilst Kruppe sweeps out cobwebs, insect husks and other assorted proofs of said goblets' treasured value.

I skip through the programming to watch the commercials.

A lot of people make records where there are a couple songs worth listening to and you skip through the rest, and I don't want to do that because those records bore me pretty bad.

People in the metros are busy making ends meet, but through my films, I like to give the reality of life a skip, and choose concepts which will give audiences a stress-free two-and-a-half hours.

When I watch films, I skip songs. I don't like them.

I would love to make lighter entertainments that have you sort of hopping and skipping and jumping out of the theater, but part of me just doesn't know how much I believe in that, as much as I want to.

I would love one day for us to all get in to drag together and all hang out. Wouldn't that be fun, me and Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga in drag skipping around the city?

Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.

I saw the Supremes when they were still singing in little black skirts and white blouses.

There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I'm in a 'Saturday Night Live' skit.

In order to crash the party and be a clown with your own skit, you had to be there for quite a while.

When I walk out on stage, I don't know who's in the audience. To me, in my little fat skull, the laugh is just the widest demographic you can get.

The thing about the 'Broken Skull Challenge' is that there's really nothing else like it on television.

A lot of celebrities have a sense of humor, and combined with an outrageous event, sometimes the sky's the limit!

My favourite place in the 'Bigg Boss 9' house was sky lounge, where the cool group would go and chill.

The BBC does a sterling job, but I'd like to see it do more. ITV does four arts programmes a year; it used to be 28. At least Sky, with its two arts channels, is trying.

Half the shows on Comedy Central are just multi-cam blue sets, and they kind of look like game shows from the '90s. It's like, 'Why do such a bland corporate aesthetic when the sky's the limit with what you can do?'

It's amazing that Sky is the only place that has two dedicated arts channels. The BBC is doing very well... but why don't they do more?