Quotes About Entertainment

I like playing Michigan.

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.

I know a lot of fans like the beginnings of 'The X Factor' where you get all the crazy people and everything, but for me it's almost like taking the mickey out of people with mental illnesses.

My greatest joy is seeing parents and kids playing Disney 'Epic Mickey' together, handing the controllers back and forth, helping each other out.

Bollywood is a microcosm of society, it's no different from the world.

I feel like something I've wanted to do for a really long time, in a feature film or anything, is playing a rocker. Somewhere where I can be on a stage and have a guitar or a microphone and just kind of jam out.

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

It's weird but I've never really been the type to have fixations on the leading man actor. I've always been drawn more to the rock star. I love a guy on the microphone commanding an audience.

When MLW first called me, they said, 'Take a look at the product, see what you think, and see if you can make it even more edgy and more dangerous,' and give me a live microphone and I'm going to do that.

I was a huge fan of Shane Douglas and how he used the microphone during a match.

Let me give you a little Mendelsohn 101: I came up in television in the early- to mid- 1980s in Australia.

Reading serves as a good escape when you're in the middle of doing crazy things.

As the death of the middle class of film has happened, it has been re-birthed in television.

I think it's time that we had a dad of Middle Eastern descent on TV. The time is ripe for the Middle Eastern 'Cosby Show.' Or, as I like to call it, 'The Mazby Show.'

'Freaky Friday' was my favorite movie in middle school.

I haven't watched Miss America since I was in middle school, and I was incredulous even then.

I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.

Hard audiences tend to be when it's all men. It's when businesses have dos where they're at conferences all day then book a comedian for the evening. They're men of a certain age - basically middle-aged, balding, 50 to 60 years old and I just know I can't make these people laugh hysterically.

Being a middle-class family back in the 1970s meant we only had one TV... and it wasn't in your room... so when I was 8 years old, I began developing a passion for reading history, and it's never stopped.

How can you have a rock n' roll circus without a midget?

What the hell did I do in the 80's? Midnight Run. A perfect movie. Just a perfect movie.

I want to see that 'Anita' documentary. I want to see 'Lovelace'; I want to see 'After Midnight,' because I saw the other two and I loved them. I thought the last one was great.

If it was up to me, every show would start at midnight, and I'd give people the best of me.

Nobody ever went and saw The Midnight Express and thought their match was bad.