Quotes About Entertainment

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Sawing a lady in half is easy. Sawing a lady in half and then joining her up together again is less easy, but can be done with practice.

Any time you see a film or TV show or a commercial that features someone dressed up as an animal, it's probably Todd inside. "I was in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe," he told me. "Guess," he added, "which one I was.

Yes," called out the sort of people who call out "yes" when comedians ask them if they're having a wonderful time.

How do you know you're having fun if there's no one watching you have it?

And now, ladies and gentlemen, he beamed, is everyone having one last wonderful time? Yes, called out the sort of people who call out yes when comedians ask them if they're having a wonderful time.

Glancing at his watch, Max returned to the stage with a flourish. "And now, ladies and gentlemen," he beamed, "is everyone having one last wonderful time?" "Yes," called out the sort of people who call out "yes" when comedians ask them if they're having a wonderful time. "That's wonderful," enthused Max

So long as you can keep disagreeing with each other violently enough and slagging each other off in the popular press, and so long as you have clever agents, you can keep yourselves on the gravy train for life. How does that sound?

If you absolutely had to have sex with one of the Three Stooges, who would it be?

Lonely people want to be dead, yet we're still not quite ready to go—we don't want to miss the action; we want to see who wins next year's Academy Awards.

I'm going to see Princess Mononoke tonight at the Ridge — and you're coming with me.

Wow. Whoops. Sorry. ... I just lost two hours inside a YouTube kitten warp.

Uninvited guests seldom meet a welcome.

Snapshots were handed round. The menace of coloured transparencies was in the offing. All the enthusiasts wanted to show their own pictures, but to get out of being forced to see other people's.

And, frankly, I don't like murder. It's the sort of thing that's fun to read about in the paper or to read yourself to sleep with in the way of a nice book. But the real thing isn't so good.

I don't like anyone who comes and dies in my house on purpose to annoy me," said Lord Caterham obstinately.

I wouldn't like to deprive you of the pleasure of being clever at my expense!

Detective stories are mostly bunkum... But they amuse people... And they're useful sometimes.

What I feel is that if one has got to have a murder actually happening in one's house, one might as well enjoy it, if you know what I mean.

A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal.

Looking back back at the one and only time I've gone swimming with a whale shark, I realize I was simply unprepared to submit myself so completely to nature. Or rather, humans' interpretation and preservation of nature, by adding 1.8 million pounds of sea salt to a giant tank of water so all these creatures could live and swim together. For science. For entertainment. For spectacle. Perhaps for a little of all three.

Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators

Karaoke is the great equalizer.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.