Quotes About Entertainment

Jon relished the stories they were telling, tales of battle and bedding and the hunt. He

point had been reached, the host, his business done, took his guests back to town in the automobile upon which he had not as yet paid a cent, dropping them

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

Science is the response to the demand for information, and in it we ask for the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Art is the response to the demand for entertainment, for the stimulation of our senses and imagination, and truth enters into it only as it subserves these ends.

When I was a kid, I took 'The Brady Bunch' and 'The Partridge Family' very seriously. It was a world to me in the same way that the Greek myths would have been had I read them. You know, Marcia is Athena and Mr. Brady is Zeus.

I loved making Pure Country. It was a great learning experience for me, seeing another part of the entertainment industry.

I don't mind traveling that much when I can go somewhere and stay there for a while, but touring is different. You rarely see anything. You get there early in the morning and you're resting all day, and you go in and do a sound check, and you do the show, and then bam you're gone.

the true value and power of the social network: an open channel of communication that can not only entertain but also unite us in a common cause, from responding to a disaster to — as the Arab Spring showed us — toppling a government.

More importantly, the tweet was funny. Come on, it's funny.

If naturalists go to heaven (about which there is considerable ecclesiastical doubt), I hope that I will be furnished with a troop of kakapo to amuse me in the evening instead of television.

We're one of the forces that causes actors to fasten seat belts before they take off chasing the bad guy in the car... or removes some of the cigarette smoking on television.

I don't know what humor is.

I take him to McDonald's just to watch him eat and see the numbers change.

His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.

Jesters do often prove prophets.

To provoke laughter without joining in it greatly heightens the effect.

I am not sending messages with my feet. All I ever wanted was not to come up empty. I did it for the dough, and the old applause.

Life is about enjoying yourself and having a good time.

I'd like to tell you some jokes now, but you'd only laugh.

A toastmaster is a man who eats a meal he doesn't want so he can get up and tell a lot of stories he doesn't remember to people who've already heard them.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to the Folies-Bergere and looks at the audience.

I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.