Quotes About Entertainment

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.

'The Muppet Show' spoke to me at 5, and it speaks to me in my late 30s in the same way.

By the time I was on TV, I was 19, but I played a kid, and they treated us like kids, so it's almost like I was a kid actor. Basically we were considered props who spoke.

I'm doing 'Maula Jutt 2,' which is a Punjabi film. For me, it's a new experience because I have never spoken Punjabi, and I hope everyone is going to love it.

Acting Smart is a handbook to help one navigate through the industry. Ive spoken to filmmakers such as Imtiaz Ali and Raju Hirani, Boman Irani and other actors, as well as designers such as Manish Malhotra and Wendell Rodricks.

I'm prepared to try to talk to a very beautiful girl. I learned a fantastic secret, which is that the most beautiful woman in the room is not being spoken to because she's too intimidating. They're not looking for somebody beautiful; they're looking for somebody to amuse them.

I have spoken to many broadcasters about bringing poetry to television and they're usually not keen.

To watch Lin Manuel Miranda... you could not make a better spokesperson for Broadway in a laboratory.

I set out to be a comedian, and then the spokesperson thing is kind of just something that came along with it.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

Definition of a bachelor: A man who likes to invite girls over for a Scotch and sofa.

I'm doing 'Rock of Ages' one day, making out with Russell Brand. Soon after that, I'm advocating with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Cynthia Nixon for marriage equality.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The Man of a Thousand Voices

Nothing is so intolerable to man as being fully at rest, without a passion, without business, without entertainment, without care.

I realize I'm a very lucky man. I love what I do, I love films, TV and theater, and the fact that I'm able to make a living at it staggers me.

No man can be a genius in slapshoes and a flat hat.

I mean, the men in Hollywood event is every day - it's called Hollywood.

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis. When I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this.

Once a song and dance man, always a song and dance man. Those few words tell as much about me professionally as there is to tell.

To say that these men paid their shillings to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin is wood and catgut, that Hamlet is so much paper and ink.

I love Nashville. I've been here so many times... oh man, I would stay here for a year if I could. It's just so much fun.

Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.