Quotes About Entertainment

Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

I've always had mostly women come out to see me perform. That's the reason the guys show up; they know R. Kelly is going to draw the women. Most of the songs I'm singing are catering to women anyway.

Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.

Surrounding myself with beautiful women keeps me young.

The women who line up at a comic's dressing-room door are not what you'd call your class groupies.

Flames from the lips may be produced by holding in the mouth a sponge saturated with the purest gasoline.

When you set out to do a show about a sponge, you can't anticipate this kind of craze. We just try to make ourselves laugh, then ask ourselves if it's appropriate for children.

If you're a sponsor, and you're doing business globally, to bring your guests to South Florida is pretty nice.

Dancing is the last sport with no sponsor.

For people coming in through the turnstiles and people sponsoring, we are entertainers and that's where the game is going.

I was addicted to 'The Monkees' TV programme - not so much because of the music but because of the commercials in between. The programme was sponsored by Yardley, and in the commercial breaks, there would be these English girls on roller skates, wearing hot pants, and I just thought, 'God! How neat!'

I hope this series is good work, but it is in the half-hour medium, which is limited to a kind of mediocrity that sponsors are just dying to have right now, and the public, for some reason, is unconsciously demanding.

Every GP Masters race will stand out because we will be available for fans, media and sponsors.

The only economic paradigm that movies have ever known is capitalism. There were no church sponsors or state patronage. The idea was that if you'd pay to see it, we'll make it for you.

I am out there to put on the best performance I can for my sponsors and my team and my fans.

There's nothing like the spontaneity of making something work on stage.

I was very young when 'The Carol Burnett Show' came out, but that kind of comedy and the spontaneity of her, I think it really deeply affected me within just the joy of performance.

We never do two shows the same way. The audience has a lot to do with that spontaneity, and it's our job to satisfy them.

Spontaneity is such an entertaining facet of show business.