Quotes About Entertainment

Our five-hundred-plus library-loving comedians march down the halls behind me.

He's even funnier than that sit-down/stand-up comedian kid I heard about, Jamie Grimm.

The applause light comes on. The audience claps like crazy. Theme music swells out of the speaker.

So, how do you make a tissue dance?" I cringe a bit. "Put a little boogey in it?

You funny!" howled Nikita. "No," I said. "That's an entirely different book series starring Jamie Grimm. He funny. We Kidds. We treasure hunters.

what you would get if you ran a mime over with a steamroller? A silent film.

Everyone in comedy thinks if you go to the U.S. you become a global star but, unfortunately, I've always been a bit anti-American - so I never did.

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.

The film I think was a good film for what it was designed for. It was for kids. Unfortunately the critics slashed it before it even started but that is just the way the cookie crumbles.

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.

My style can't be held within a pixel medium. Like, it needs to be performed in a living, breathing space. People need to have all their senses ready to take on my comedy, and unfortunately, TV alienates at least their sense of touch, taste, smell.

Hollywood can be a really tough environment for anyone trying to make a living. Unfortunately for actors of color, namely Asian Americans, opportunities have been and remain substantially limited. One place this is not the case is on 'Hawaii Five-0,' where we have three Asian American series regulars and a landscape rich with diversity.

Unfortunately, in the entertainment field, sometimes you start believing your celebrity. You have a strong tendency to drift from the Lord, which I did. I did drift for a number of years.

Unfortunately, I was making comedies in my 20s, but other people didn't realize they were comedies.

Unfortunately, I know very little about Indian cinema. I know we have Bollywood... But my knowledge about it is very little.

Unfortunately, there is no 'X Factor U.S.A.' without Simon Cowell.

Not all circus animals are unhappy.

I left acting in the summer of 1988 because I was unhappy with a lot of the irresponsibility that was going on in the entertainment industry.

Well, the average person comes home from work really tired, and just wants to flip through channels until they land on the thing that's the least objectionable to them. They're not looking for their new favorite TV show because they know that that search will take forever and they'll go to bed unhappy.

A song must move the story ahead. A song must take the place of dialogue. If a song halts the show, pushes it back, stalls it, the audience won't buy it; they'll be unhappy.

Hollywood is great for entertaining people, it's a wonderful business but it's make-believe, you must remember that. That's one of the most important things to remember and the distinction in your own life, otherwise people get lost in their own fame, and it makes them unhappy.

Drama's unhappy, and playing someone unhappy would make me unhappy.

Unhappy marriages are big box office.

I had an unhealthy obsession with 'Only Fools and Horses.' I still have to watch an episode with my brother every two or three weeks.