Quotes About Entertainment

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

You'd think they could spit out shows better than 'Champs' and 'High Incident' with the pool of talent involved, unless they're just throwing money at people to create shows and they're not really behind them. I mean, the best thing they can do is 'Champs,' a half-hour comedy about men being stupid? People can just look around and see that.

People are very reluctant to invest unless they know it's going to be a sure thing, and let's face it: film is never a sure thing.

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

I had heard some women make comments about my chest, so why not show it off? Nobody wants to see a fat guy in tights. That wouldn't be fair to the fans.

Bridesmaids proved there was an audience there that we knew was there. It proved that women go to the movies. They want to see story about themselves.

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women.

I love a lot of comedy actors and actresses like Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey and all those women who are really brilliant and funny.

There's three things men always talk about - women, sports, and cars.

Look at the parts the Oscar-nominated actresses played this year: hooker, hooker, hooker, hooker, and nun.

Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.

I would love to see some comedies about loser women.

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.

I don't want to be pigeonholed into doing just romantic comedies. But they're fun, and especially for women, it's nice to go to see them and enjoy that breath of fresh air.

I didnt like the Survivor shows because of the mean-spirited aspect, and women certainly were part of whatever conflict they would create.

Relationship humour gets the most laughs. If I'm able to get the women laughing, men will have to laugh along because they would be scared to death.

As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beautiful canvas posters for Lobster Boy, bearded women, and this and that.

Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women.

The radio for these women is like television is for us today, which is really like looking at the radio.

During the offseason, I go to the movies almost every day. You hear about women buying shoes? I buy DVDs. I definitely have a problem.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

TV is the best. I wish that's how life was.

There's some great women doing TV. I would love to do a Grey's Anatomy-type show. I'm a big fan.

If women ran Hollywood, The Hollywood Reporter would have a "Men in Entertainment" issue every year, and those jerks would have to write something.