Quotes About Entertainment

Real life sucks. I'm going to go read a book...

My life should be a movie...everyday something crazy happens.

My friend is texting me about her crazy sex life and I'm sitting here eating bacon & watching Scooby Doo. LIFE IS SAD FOR ME.

I'm going to give up TV for Lent except for all the programming I recorded before Lent.

Being bored at your own house is so much worse than being bored at somebody elses house.

I'm bored, I think I'll put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nearest nursing home and wave at the old folks.

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.

If you ever get bored, just go around reminding children that the cute animals from Ice Age are all extinct now.

I'm afraid of nothing except being bored.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let 'em wonder. I never believed in givin' them too much of me.

Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?

Constantly wondering why your life isn't a reality show.

I love making movies and hope to write my own screenplay someday and do some producing and be behind-the-scenes as well.

When I go to a concert, I can't help but feel happy and everything else just goes away. I hope everyone feels that way at my concerts.

I could live without television, but not without books.

Let's see, he had told me one night at our hotel's bar, I've been beaten to death with brass knuckles by Robert Mitchum, knifed in the back by Ernest Borgnine, shot in the head by Frank Sinatra, strangled by James Coburn,

A nineteenth-century Russian novel and vodka accompanied each other perfectly. Reading a novel while one sipped vodka legitimized the drink, while the drink made the novel seem much shorter than it truly was. I

You make movies for the people. If critics happen to like them too, well, that's a home run.

The video game culture was an important thing to keep alive in the film because we're in a new era right now. The idea that kids can play video games like Grand Theft Auto or any video game is amazing. The video games are one step before a whole other virtual universe.

I play some fighting games, but mostly I just play sports.

I think the world is ready for some rock 'n' roll. Some real time guys that play their own instruments, write their own songs, and sing the music and have a good time doing it.

Cinema is entertainment, and people go to the movies because they want to feel good and forget about everything.

At our best, it's a good experience but we do 22 episodes a year, so there are some clunkers.

It's like why people read scary books or go see scary movies. Because it creates a distance. They're scared, but they're not going to get hurt.