Quotes About Entertainment

I'm hopefully touring with Colin Baker next year in Perfect Strangers. I have performed with Sylvia Simms in poetry and music evenings. I would love to do those for the rest of my career - they are so fun and witty.

And that's when Honoré let loose. One great, long "Fuuuuck!" Even Rosa looked startled, but then ducks often did. "Ahh," said Reine-Marie and looked at the fire, while Armand raised his eyes to the ceiling, suddenly finding the plaster fascinating. Ruth hooted with delight, and Stephen said, "Attaboy, Ray-Ray. You tell 'em.

As we passed a bloke playing a saxophone underneath one of the arches, he put down the sax and started doing a juggling thing with his hands. It was a bit peculiar, though, because, as I said to Jas, "He hasn't got any balls.

The novel can't compete with cars, the movies, television, and liquor. A guy who's had a good feed and tanked up on good wine gives his old lady a kiss after supper and his day is over. Finished.

I like my audience. I always feel when up on stage performing that I could enjoy having a cup of coffee with any one of them.

There is no doubt that a little difficulty and plenty of variety keep you young, or at any rate amused, which may be nearly the same thing. I sometimes wonder whether science will one day establish that we die of boredom.

Opera once was an important social instrument -- especially in Italy. With Rossini and Verdi people were listening to opera together and having the same catharsis with the same story, the same moral dilemmas. They were holding hands in the darkness. That has gone. Now perhaps they are holding hands watching television.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

The fact that Ben has a new riddle book, and wants to entertain us all by reading out every single joke, "Why did the duck cross the road?", "To give the chicken a break.

I'm so bored I could sing to my dick.

I really like those old shows. I've decided the way to know you're becoming an old fogey is when the only shows you like are sponsored by Depends, the Scooter Store, and Viagra.

I cannot think it either Vanity or Virtue to acknowledge, that the Acquisition and communication of Knowledge, are the sole Entertainment of my Life

I can't bear to be on a train without a book, she announced. It's a form of self-defence in a way .

and the amusements of London seemed as flat as soda-water that has been standing in the sun.

In company, Charles Sheridan always spoke contemptuously of television. "By Jove," he would say, "I don't see how anyone can look at that trash. It must be a year since I've turned our set on." Now his wife could hear him laughing uproariously.

The Goon Show

I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again.

I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my Ex...Box 360!

Happy birthday to someone who's spent more time on top of a bar than an Olympic gymnast.

Let's see Magic Mike for your birthday unless you'd rather objectify men in person.

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...

I like to hang out with my friends. I love music. I like to go to the movies. I like to eat. I like to cook.

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.