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Quotes About Entertainment

The ientcio wishes to inform you that we have indeed received those messages from SETI and have found them … amusing is probably the best word. Television is much more interesting.
~ John Scalzi
I wish I had this screen in my living room, Harry said. I'd have had the most popular Super Bowl parties on the block.
~ John Scalzi
Other countries pass laws requiring that their movie theaters, television networks, and radio stations have to play a certain percentage of homegrown entertainment. Because if they didn't, Hollywood would wipe it all out. We're not a world leader because we have nuclear missiles and submarines. We are because we have Bugs Bunny and Friends. Our planet is what Hollywood has made it.
~ John Scalzi
When you serve a beer-cock an ear.
~ John Shirley
Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
~ John Steinbeck
And finally comes culture, which is entertainment, relaxation, transport out of the pain of living.
~ John Steinbeck
Henry liked fun and avoided when he could any solemn or serious matter, for he confused these with sorrow.
~ John Steinbeck
Books are the best friends you can have; they inform you, and entertain you, and they don't talk back.
~ John Steinbeck
I seen her beat the hell out of a tin peddler with a live chicken one time 'cause he give her a argument. She had the chicken in one han', an' the ax in the other, about to cut its head off. She aimed to go for that peddler with the ax, but she forgot which hand was which, an' she takes after him with the chicken. Couldn' even eat that chicken when she got done. They wasn't nothing but a pair a legs in her han'. Grampa throwed his hip outa joint laughin'. How'd my folks go so easy?
~ John Steinbeck
Die christliche Sitte, träge aufrecht dazusitzen wie bei einer Unterhaltungsveranstaltung, deutet darauf hin, dass Gott als Unterhaltungskünstler gilt, der von der Bühne entfernt und durch eine andere Nummer ersetzt werden kann, wenn er nicht mehr unterhält.
~ John Updike
How could you think of such awful things? liberal critics always ask. How else could I possibly amuse myself? I always wonder.
~ John Waters
When Elvis made his mass-media debut on 'The Ed Sullivan Show' - his notorious gyrations filmed only from the waist up - I fell off the family chaise longue with delight.
~ John Lahr
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
~ Erma Bombeck
'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.
~ Seth MacFarlane
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
When I was five or six, I asked to sing at a big family party, and ever since I got up there in front of everyone in my suit - it had a blue collar, like in 'Scarface' - I had the bug.
~ Jencarlos Canela
The function of art is to bring people into greater touch with reality, and yet our movie houses and family rooms are jammed with people after as much reality-removal as they can get.
~ Edward Albee
The Parent Trap gave my career another boost, starring in family comedies.
~ Maureen O'Hara
I converted a family-owned strip club into an improvisational acting theater.
~ Tommy Chong
You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry.
~ Graham Kennedy
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
~ Red Skelton
I think the family movie is very important to everybody right now.
~ Jackie Chan
On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can't tell what you're going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family.
~ Bil Keane
Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
~ Rowan Atkinson