Quotes About Entertainment

Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

one doesn't interrupt a beautiful girl unless one is going to be funny.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game.

I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking.

In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.

I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funny.

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine.

I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'