Quotes About Entertainment

Thank God for the theater.

I'm not sure why no one wants to admit there's a viable audience out there that believes in God and wants to see a movie with their family. The demand is there. The supply is not.

Plan for each episode to be a satisfying experience, but still leave the audience thinking, 'Oh, my God! Now what?

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately?

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.

I think that 'Hangover II' is as funny as 'The Hangover I,' honest to God, but I think that it's a little bit darker, and the stakes are a little bit higher.

I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.

God bless pop music and God bless MTV.

I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I had no idea which joke I was telling. So I told jokes twice. I even told that one twice.

God bless the popcorn film. Especially movies where you can take the kids, because I remember looking forward to seeing these movies with my parents, and if I can give that back, I'm gonna do it.

Howard Beale is processed, instant God, and right now it looks like he might just go over bigger than Mary Tyler Moore.

I don't always want to read serious fiction. But when I read fiction that's not serious, I don't want to read brain candy. Entertain me, for God's sake.

I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think.

When it comes to comedy, they always say, "Jackée, whatever comes to your mind." But heaven forbid I can't think of something. It's never happened yet, thank God. I may knock on wood.

We always want to let people leave with some sort of like, "Great, I want to see more." Not, "Oh my God, that's still on?"

Oh my god... Kerry is boring even when Bush is reading him.

I've been playing live gigs since I was 13. I really don't know how to do anything else, and please God strike me down.

I want people to say, "Oh my God, I'm laughing out loud at television."

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

Because, also the world of showbiz is not just black and white, good and bad.