Quotes About Entertainment

To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.

Last thing you want to do with a good movie is hold the audience hostage. As an entertainer myself, I just know it's better when you leave 'em wanting more than to stick around too long.

If it weren't for the Japanese and the Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies.

The movie itself was very interesting, but I didn't think it was very good because I didn't really feel different when it was over.

There are a lot of good actors, and writers out there.

Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.

I always think if it's a good story, the audience can't wait to run out of the theater and go tweet somebody with the gist of a story, in a nutshell, almost, because it was that interesting.

At our best, it's a good experience but we do 22 episodes a year, so there are some clunkers.

I went from working with Will Smith to working with Will Smith's wife. So the Smiths have been very good to me.

Actors do these really gross, gun-'em-down movies, and I always wonder why. They're not good movies. And it's like, "Why are you doing them? Aren't you rich enough?"

I think good actors tend to be really funny.

I'm just here for good times, man. I want people to have the best time ever. Especially if they're around me.

Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

Parliament is the longest running farce in the West End.

His administration apparently means to define itself as a television program instead of a government...I don't know if it can please both its sponsors and its intended audience.

The Chinese have always enjoyed gambling, and Macau is the only place in Greater China where gambling is legal. So I believe the government understands that there has to be a place for it.

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

I'm a huge wrestling fan. Wrestlers have so many great qualities that athletes need to have.

I think a duet with Janet is a great idea.

A great day for me is not getting out of bed. I like to see how many snacks I can eat..and how many really bad TV shows I can watch

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

We should reach out to people to try to go after the fans the way other sports do. Because we can't just depend on the fact that it is a great game.

I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.