Quotes About Entertainment

Why do British people make such good TV? It's so annoying. Stop it. Is it because they have free health care? Uggh.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure to do more stand-up onstage, and for the money, and for the health insurance.

My brother Cody is 19. He wants to stay out of the limelight and become a lawyer. I want him to be an entertainment lawyer, so he can help me out!

I thought martial arts was going to help me with my movies and TV stuff, but I realized it would not.

I always stayed fit because I'm a performer, and all of those things help me to perform.

If I have played my part well, clap your hands, and dismiss me with applause from the stage.

I will play to create history and enjoy myself and give pleasure to the fans.

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

Whether Pacquiao loses in the first round, whether he knocks out Mayweather in the first round, it's still going to be the biggest fight in history.

I loved history because to me, history was like watching a movie.

Movie SF is, by definition, dumbed down - there have only been three or four SF movies in the history of film that aspire to the complexity of literary SF.

People come from all over the world to see this little place they've seen in movies and read about in history books: Soho.

Shawn Michaels is quite simply the greatest performer in WWE history.

I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.

The history of all big jazz bands shows was, first they played for dancing, and then they played for singing.

Robots have a rich and storied history in movies.

Over 55,000 people saw the Beatles at Shea Stadium. We took $304,000 - the greatest gross ever in the history of show business!

I'm not looking to write the great American novel, win a Pulitzer or teach history. I write to entertain my readers.

I'll watch any show on the History Channel.

I thought Bill Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything was remarkable. Managing to be entertaining while still delivering all that hard science was a pretty good trick to pull off.

Humor is so important to the American scene throughout history.

There's such a rich history in 'SNL' of political humor, and I think audience members expect that from us.