Quotes About Entertainment

David Walliams

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David Walliams

David Walliams

David Walliams

Dennis dreamed of one day having his own Trisha episode, with the title, "My brother's farts smell well bad

never allows you to stay up to watch your favourite television programme

There are only two types of people in Ireland... Those who watch The Late Late Show. And there are those who have been on The Late Late Show.

One more victim sucked in by John. You get into the room with him and you just fall into a warm pool of beer and video games and penis jokes, staring at the universe with him and saying, "Do you believe this shit?

I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man in a movie by grabbing his head and twisting it until the neck broke. Was that difficult? Could a man do it without a lot of practice?

THEY SAY LOS Angeles is like The Wizard of Oz. One minute it's small-town monochrome neighborhoods and then boom—all of a sudden you're in a sprawling Technicolor freak show, dense with midgets. Unfortunately, this story does not take place in Los Angeles.

I love sports. Anytime I can combine sports with a film I'm a happy guy. It's such a natural fit, because sports always seems to be a metaphor for life. Always, always, always.

Entertainment alleviates the fear of life, but art vanquishes the fear of death

The audience is now fully interactive, unfortunately the spectacle is a corpse

The Oscars Ceremony: a great workout for the gag reflex

Spectacular sporting events are bread & circuses. The Superbowl, for instance, is anything but "super". It is a Petri dish under the lens of mediaocrity, where surveillance of the spectators is just as mind numbing as the incomprehensible homo-erotic beefcake ballet being enacted on the pitch

The future promises us all our very own Truman Shows and when every man and woman is a star the spectacle becomes auto- cannibalizing; the audience forced to watch itself due to lack of spectators

One of the things I like enormously about Bob Weinstein is that that he's the only studio head I have ever known who will change his mind and say he was wrong.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

The best thing I ever learned from my dad was he knew he wasn't the best of singers, but he always knew he was a great entertainer, and I always thought that was a good concept to bring along, that ultimately acting is an entertainment art and you have to be aware of the fact that you want people to be excited to be watching you.

I defy anyone to think of the name Dean Martin and not smile. Now, that's amore.

After all, I might not intend to use him for a plaything, but I could still appreciate looking through the toy-shop window.

When Gilchrist and Sweeney aren't debating the odds of getting Goldie Hawn into bed, they are trying to stump each other with film quotes.

The more you focus on fun, the more fun you have.