Quotes About Entertainment

They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up.

No matter what happens in the future, I still want to be like Carlin, like Dangerfield where I can hit a stage when I'm 85 and still here people cracking up.

I keep cracking jokes a lot.

I love Matt LeBlanc in 'Episodes' - he's very good. And the 'Modern Family' cast just cracks me up.

Colin Cunningham just cracks me up.

The first rule of rock and roll is it's all about live. Then you have to learn a second craft, which is making records. It should go in that order.

I love watching great TV, whether it's to educate myself more on my craft or to just simply be entertained.

When I set out to write 'Sanctus,' all I wanted to do was craft a piece of high quality entertainment.

I worked harder at my craft, and it took some time, but here I am today doing what I want to do, which is entertain people.

I think I'm accidentally funny more so than thinking of it as a craft. I'm in awe of those comedians that know how to hit it again and again and again.

You can do a show with lots of storylines. You can cram it with issues. People will keep up.

I still like to make crank calls.

We started watching 'Doctor Who' as a family because our first daughter was a cranky baby, and she would get up during the night - and it was her dad's job to stay up because I worked at night.

When I'm playing comedy, it is such a crap shoot of what will work and what won't.

People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?'

Films cannot change anybody's life. That's a load of crap.

All of the John Carpenter movies scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.

As a mother, I've seen a lot of animated movies, and, I've got to say, there's so much crap out there for children.

Everyone in the entertainment business gets crappy contracts when we start out, and into the middle of our careers. It's the nature of the business.

You could be the sexiest woman in the world, and if you can't sing, if you're not an artist and you can't create a show, you can't have power in front of a crowd, you're gonna crash and burn.

As a comic and as an actor, I think you've got to be partially crazy.

'Bigg Boss' is crazy and I am crazy to do it.

Obviously, I wore a lot of crazy things on stage. That's just how it goes.

I don't think I will ever understand Bollywood. And I'm happy about that because it is a big, crazy, world. It's too complicated and chaotic to understand.