Quotes About Entertainment

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

And obviously everybody has a different sense of what's funny. If you need confirmation of that, I would remind you that "Saved By the Bell" recently celebrated the taping of their one-hundredth episode.

I'm not a film buff. I don't watch a lot of movies.

Growing up I didn't watch movies.

I wasn't allowed to go to movies when I was kid my father was a minister. 101 Dalmatians and King of Kings, that was the extent of it.

As a child, many folks dream of running away to join the circus, but then many of these dreamers grow up, and find proper jobs. Still, some of them must be following their dreams, otherwise the circuses won't be around.

Christ! He thought we even have a male stripper. What's he going to do, throw his thong at the vampires?

Did I go out of my way looking for trouble, you ask. Well, not exactly. Perhaps it was the inner voice that warned me that someday I would write it all down, so it better be entertaining.

TMZ' and 'People' magazine are expected to be fluff, 'Time' is expected to be news. You'd be hard pressed to spot the difference between them now.

It's a very small object to be capable of doing many wonderful things, don't you think?" "It does much more that that," Valkyrie said, opening up a game and showing it to him. His eyes widened. "What wonder is this?" "It's called Angry Birds. Now do you believe me?

mostly we've had to found ways to amuse ourselves." "Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?" Plight's smile faded. "Like human sacrifice." He grabbed one arm and Lenka grabbed the other and Valkyrie cried out. Then they both let go. laughing. "Naw," Plight said, we just play board games." ..."she fell for it!" gasped Lenka. "She fell for the human sacrifice bit!

We watch television and we play music, but mostly we've found ways to amuse ourselves." "Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?" Plight's smile faded. "Like human sacrifice." He grabbed one arm and Lenka grabbed the other and Valkyrie cried out. They both let go, laughing. "Naw," Plight said," we just play board games.

The idea of Disneyland is a simple one. It will be a place for people to find happiness and knowledge.

My knowledge of video games ends with Nintendo Mario Bros.

Being a TV comedian, actor, writer, columnist, and all that is quite helpful to me in acquiring wide varieties of knowledge, which is crucial for filmmaking.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

The slaves in Rome were incapable of leisure and so their masters gave them entertainment to keep them pacified.

Entertainment and learning are not opposites; entertainment may be the most effective mode of learning.

Learning and entertaining can go hand-in-hand.

I'm learning as much martial arts as I possibly can. My show is packed with action. Enough to get a rise.

I had done the child acting thing, which is pretty much learning your lines, standing there looking natural, and having fun.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while.

Pop music, disco music, and heavy metal music is about shutting out the tensions of life, putting it away.