Quotes About Entertainment

Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity.

I watch movies occasionally, and I watch documentaries. Virtually nothing else.

Being on the road has about 2 1/2 hours a day that are really great, and that's when you're onstage. The other 21 1/2 hours are very boring... It becomes like a void, and we chose to fill it with all the wrong things.

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I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

Funny is funny.

The only thing that could improve golf is snipers.

Los Angeles isn't a tank town." "The hell it isn't. Los Angeles is three Long Islands next to each other. But no Midtown Tunnel.

Katharine and I played Superghost and laughed at one another's jokes.

telling the jokes—was the setups. Why were that priest, that rabbi, and that minister walking down that street? Where were they headed? How had they happened to come together? What odd chance had put ex-presidents Bush, Clinton, and Carter on that same plane?

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

My life is singing. I don't plan on retiring. I plan to die on a stage. I can have a headache but when it's time to sing and I step on that stage there is no more headache.

Have fun, because that's what life is all about.

A big secret to life is when you learn that learning is just as entertaining as entertainment, but with long term benefits.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

For the rest of my life, the one song that people will remember -- regardless -- is "Conga" . . . I never get tired of singing it. It never gets old for me.

What am I doing in this silly showbiz life? I do wonder that sometimes.

I grew up doing musicals. I've done so many musicals in my life, I kind of got them out of my system. But, I certainly would be open to them. Rocky Horror Show is a big favorite of mine.

Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!