Quotes About Entertainment

The day is coming, and it ain't going to be long, when you ain't even gonna have to leave your living room. No more schools, nor more bodegas, no more tabernacles, no more cinneplexes. You're going to snuggle up to your fiber optics baby and bliss out.

But, just between us, don't do what you did during supper last time in front of her again." "You mean when I threw my fork at that rat?" "No. I mean when you hit it, even in the dark." "I thought it would be amusing.

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Like when I host a party. I hope my guests get along. But if not, how interesting!

I love 'Top Chef.' I think it rewrote the book on how food shows are presented on TV.

I respect the people who buy my records and come to my concerts. It's only fair that I always try to give them the very best that's in me. After all, I need them more than they need me.

Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs on stage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It's the real performers on the street who can hold people's attention and keep them from walking away.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx

I never read. The paper or anything. I watch a lot of movies, and TV series and stuff. But I never, never read.

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

We've always loved going to the movies. Our mom and dad are big movie fans. They'd take us on these movie orgys where we'd see sometimes three movies in a day.

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.

The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh?

Despair is the constant companion of the clown.

And this was how the red people passed their time and amused themselves when they thought nobody was watching.

Life's a carnival.

I think Gina Rowlands is an amazing actress.

I work out, I play sports, I go to concerts.

Don't go to the circus.

Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.

Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.

So Dorothy said we might was well go out to Fountainblo with Louie and Robber if Louie would take off his yellow spats which were made of yellow shammy skin with pink pearl buttons. Because Dorothy said, 'Fun is fun but no girl wants to laugh all the time.