Quotes About Entertainment

I only did 'Thor' because it was Kenneth Branagh directing, but I enjoyed it much more than I thought I would.

I like writing and directing. I enjoy telling stories, and I think it's born in a comedian to end up directing.

When you're a comic doing a special, it's like you're directing your first movie.

I'm an addict. I've been one my whole life. Most of it was channeled in the right direction, whether it was playing basketball or working out. From the time I was little, my mom said I always needed to be entertained.

I like babies, but not in the front row. I don't want to sing directly to a baby.

Television takes you to an altogether different audience and directly to people's living room. On television, I'm being myself, and that's why people relate to me more.

I love talking directly to the fans.

I'm huge on the dynamic of my show and the experience, not just performing songs. It's important to me to make sure that people experience every song, and feel like I'm singing directly to them. Your eyes never want to leave the stage because there's always something happening.

I was taken to one place by a director, and he bought me a lap dance.

Television is certainly a writers-led medium. They're the ones who are there, they're the ones that are conferencing or whatever, with directors coming and going.

Stoller is one of my favorite comedic directors - one of my favorite directors that I've worked with to date.

I ride my dirt bike. I go to the mall. I go to my friends' house and watch TV.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

In Hollywood, I was used to being on a dirty old sound stage, and the whole crew is just scratching themselves. They don't care who you are.

I was such a big 'Dirty Dozen,' 'Where Eagles Dare,' 'A Bridge Too Far' - all those kinds of movies I loved.

Sometimes critics disagree with the audience, and that's fine. I make movies for the audience. I guess I hope that the critics like it, but on the other hand, I just really want the audience to like it.

Stand-up's a lottery - you think it's funny but the audience can disagree.

People tend to disappear from showbiz because they cant wait between two projects, which often takes a lot of time.

Audiences don't ever disappoint me, in the sense that movies I feel really good about, they usually feel really good about too.

The only pressure on me is that I should never disappoint my audience.

I was actually a bit disappointed about the amount of sex in the show. I think Backus should get out a bit more, get a relationship, perhaps make her a lesbian.

I would love to have the biggest band that I can have. I'd love to put on a massive show and just give people their money's worth, then just come away from it thinking, 'That was a good show', because it's kind of disappointing sometimes when you go and see someone and you can see they're not that bothered.

I know the audience wants to see me without clothes in my coming films. At the risk of disappointing them, let me say that it's simply not going to happen. I will not do any such film.

I really like 'Disaster Artist.'