Quotes About Entertainment

These days all the girls is down to roll. I hit the strip club and all them bitches find a pole.

Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.

ESPN has this problem with sports, it's impossible to fill 24 hours with sports programming so they have to resort to things like poker and arm wrestling tournaments.

Howard Stern -- the uglier, more disgusting I draw him, the more he likes me.

Similarly, the hit car show Top Gear has twice been caught faking a scenario where an electric car runs out of power during a review or feature to make for a more entertaining storyline.19

I love making people laugh and feel good, and that's awesome and special for me to be able to do that, but there really is nothing like kicking ass whether it's on a major scale, or whether it's in more of a dramatic fashion. Being physical and taking care of business the old-fashioned way is something that I love doing.

La cultura de masas no ofrece a sus clientes una catarsis emocional ni tampoco una experiencia estética, porque estas cosas requieren esfuerzo. La cultura de masas es, en la mejor de las hipótesis, un reflejo vulgarizado de la Alta Cultura y, en el peor, un íncubo moral, un Kulturkatzenjammer

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

I never told a joke in my life.

She's television generation. She learned life from Bugs Bunny. The only reality she knows comes to her through the television set.

I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.

Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life.

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.

I don't want the public to see the world they live in while they're in the Park (Disneyland). I want to feel they're in another world.

Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.

There's something to be said about sitting in front of the TV and being removed from your own life and just pushed into another one.

Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin.

'Grease' is one of the movies that made me want to be an entertainer, and I have literally been waiting my whole life to play Sandy.

Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don't go to a movie hoping it'll change my life.

Originally, theater was my life. It was what I assumed I'd spend my working life doing - if I was lucky. Then along came movies.

PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!