Quotes About Entertainment

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

I'm covered in bees!

No fiction is worth reading except for entertainment. If it entertains and is clean, it is good literature, or its kind. If it forms the habit of reading, in people who might not read otherwise, it is the best literature.

Should a writer have a social purpose? Any honest writer is bound to become a critic of the society he lives in, and sometimes, like Mark Twain or Kurt Vonnegut or Leo Tolstoy or Francois Rabelais, a very harsh critic indeed. The others are sycophants, courtiers, servitors, entertainers. Shakespeare was a sychophant; however, he was and is also a very good poet, and so we continue to read him.

Come on, kids, let's put on a show!

Must-see TV.

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.

The Greatest Show on Earth.

Theatre is life. Cinema is art. Television is furniture.

Strong lager and some early Zep tunes. I ask thee, is there a better way to spend an evening?

Players: A vital part of any sporting event, they entertain the crowd in the intervals between timeouts so the cheerleaders can take a well-earned break.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Video games ruined my life. (Good thing I have two more.)

TV. If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your child's imagination. Open a book.

If you would have guests merry with your cheer Be so yourself, or so at least appear.

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.

The ornaments of your house will be the guests who frequent it.

Rated G is nobody gets the girl. PG is the good guy gets the girl. R is the bad guy gets the girl. XXX is everybody gets the girl.

A good pun is its own reword.

Given to hospitality.

The new world of communication is a blessing for the citizens of the world trained to think critically and knowledgeable about history. But what about citizens who have been seduced by the world of life as entertainment and commerce? They have been educated, in good part, by a world in which negative emotional provocation is the rule rather than the exception and where the best solutions for a problem have to do primarily with short-term self-interests. Can they really be blamed?

Assume the worst. About everybody. But don't let this poisoned outlook affect your job performance. Let it all roll off your back. Ignore it. Be amused by what you see and suspect. Just because someone you work with is a miserable, treacherous, self-serving, capricious and corrupt asshole shouldn't prevent you from enjoying their company, working with them or finding them entertaining.