Quotes About Entertainment

People generally report higher levels of stress, depression, and tension after watching TV. It seems that TV's main virtue is that it occupies the mind undemandingly.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

The most corrosive piece of technology that I've ever seen is called television - but then, again, television, at its best, is magnificent.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

It's difficult to keep anything fresh for an audience these days. With technology being what it is people seem to know everything there is to know about a film before you've even made it.

Technology has not only changed the way people are able to view movies, it has changed the way our industry produces and advertises movies.

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.

Working in Hollywood, it's clear the more money you have, the more technology you can get. So you can build a whole Japanese set. Only in Hollywood!

Warner Studios official in the era of silent movies: Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It's definitely a gift and for which I'm thankful.

If you sell the film rights to your book, it doesn't mean there will be a film. I have sold the rights to five books and had zero films made. Take the money and be thankful.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

Every day is Thanksgiving for me, man. Yeah, I still have an audience, and they ask the local promoter, "When is Al coming back?"

Not to sound too much like Christopher Guest in 'Waiting for Guffman,' but on Thanksgiving you're putting on a show!

I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the existence of a hunted man.

I have the chance to do for a living what I like the most in life, and that's playing football. I can make people happy and enjoy myself at the same time.

The great thing about the movies ... is-you're giving people little ... tiny pieces of time ... that they never forget.

I'm really looking forward to playing in Copenhagen again. Last time I stayed as long as I could, took pictures, signed autographs, and hung out until they through me out of the place!

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

I would sooner read a time-table or a catalogue than nothing at all. They are much more entertaining than half the novels that are written.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I shake my booty all the time! It's the best workout!

Plus, doing a zombie movie is quite liberating. It's fun not to take myself seriously all the time.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.