Quotes About Entertainment

I'll be here in my home with three big screens. I'll be watching three games at a time, and when they're over, I'll look at three more.

I don't have time, because I still have so many films to see.

There isn't a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you're with some girl that really knocks you out.

I want to be around for a long time, singing and making albums and movies.

Television is just the wrong medium, at least in prime time, to teach science. I think it is hopeless if it insists on behaving like television. . . .

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.

Excellent! I will still be in time for the ballet!

There's too much down time making movies. That leads to boredom. And that leads to trouble.

I grew up watching skating all the time in the Olympic stuff.

I sang for my family. And I think probably the first time I sang and got paid for it, I was about 6 or 7.

I was a total nerd growing up. I'd rather sit home and read a novel on New Year's Eve and say, 'Wow, I read the whole thing in one night!' That was my idea of a big time.

People always think I was just playing in a piano bar, but I only did that for about six months. The rest of the time I was playing in bands.

We were raised right in the heart of the Bogside. Everything was so bad at the time that Mammy would bring us to the pantomime, circus, concerts because we were so confined at home.

I remember going for the first time to a place called The Roxy in New York because you can see people breakdancing there. That's the only reason I went! It's amazing, kids are still doing that.

I've been a huge fan of the cable network FX for a very, very long time. I think their brand of comedy is incredible. For me, as an audience member, that's a go-to channel.

I suppose once upon a time a Test match was something you looked forward to go and watch. It's very hard to get the quality these days because the focus is more on quantity.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

I wouldn't have Elvis Presley on my show at any time.

I don't have time, I watch movies, or shows people are talking about. Television is the medium I use the least; I'd rather use my computer, iPhone or iPad.

Paddy Chayefksy was writing and it was a time where everybody was happy to be there [on TV].

You cannot live in Los Angeles for any period of time without eventually trying to write a screenplay. It's like a flu bug that you catch ... Even the plumber has a screenplay in his truck.

Wes Craven is a wonderful friend, and we had a really good time together.