Quotes About Entertainment

I'm kind of like the goofy number-seven guy in a lot of movies.

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble — and you go to strip clubs.

My middle name is Shenanigans

Level 7 Selling Our Souls for a Video Game, Part One

He didn't broadcast it, but Archie Leach once worked in Nashville on a bill with four performing seals.

My job was to make sure that my pain was not visible to the audience. They came to escape their troubles, not to be drawn into my own pain.

Seven hours of commercial-free football start now!

Are you smarter than my chicken?" cried a weathered, wild-haired woman holding a nonplussed bird over her head. At her feet was a wooden board covered with numbers and arcane symbols. "Lay your bets! Test your wits against a trained fowl! One coppin a try! Are you smarter than my chicken? You might be in for a surprise!

Good evening, good evening, good evening!' yelled Epitalus. 'Good evening!' And then, as though anyone in the audience might conceivably remain unenlightened as to the quality or time of day: 'Good evening!' The string quintet ceased its humming and twanging

The average claw machine is only programmed to give the claw full strength every 20 tries.

Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China? A: No one's tall enough to go on the rides.

Q: Where do burgers like to dance? A: A meatball.

Q: What's the square root of 69? A: Ate something.

Q: What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? A: The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Q: Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune player? A: He wanted to buy a bowel.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite style of music? A: Aaaaargh & B.

Q: Did you hear about the new pirate movie? A: It's rated aaaargh.

Why, my client wondered, would a guy like me make his living like this? Well, you'd think the three hundred dollars he paid just to watch me take a shower would have given him a clue.

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I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

I think the first time I ever wore a tuxedo was when I played at the Talk Of The Town in 1967, because it was a nightclub and that was the thing to do.

On that show, I did country and some rock, too, whatever record I had out at the time, I'd sing that.

I was a child actor. I was this spaz kid diagnosed with ADHD, and I worked all the time.