Quotes About Entertainment

Reading takes time, and the glass teat takes too much of it.

The idea that America exists in a culture of violence is bullshit. What America exists in is a culture of Kardashian.

When you lived in the funhouse, the laff riot just never stopped.

Stories take a person away. If they're good ones, that is.

Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries,hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent.

The assertion that Americans love violence and bathe in it daily is a self-serving lie promulgated by fundamentalist religious types and America's propaganda-savvy gun-pimps. It's believed by people who don't read novels, play video games, or go to many movies

I'm the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.

Ladies and gentlemen, attention, please! Come in close where everyone can see! I got a tale to tell, it isn't gonna cost a dime! (And if you believe that, we're gonna get along just fine.)

The Disney parks are scripted, and I hate that. Hate it. I think what they are doing down there in Orlando is fun-pimping...

If you can't afford a movie, go to the zoo. If you can't afford the zoo, go see a politician.

Movies, they were the thing. Movies took you away. You could count on popcorn and happy endings.

Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem.

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

I'm going to be honest, I would love for Flava Flav to be president. It would bring a lot of excitement to the country.

I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it.

Oh I love horror movies, yeah. I think my favorite movie growing up was 'The Omen.' I actually wanted to be that little kid.

We all need illusions. That's why we love movies.

I just love the thrill of performing on stage. I believe that singing is something I was put here to do.

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

I love theatrics and have a huge imagination: Why would I want to sit onstage and sing a bunch of ballads back-to-back?

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.