Quotes About Entertainment

The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like 'Mad Men' is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.

I just like to act and write and produce. To me, making movies is the ultimate goal.

Sports is to war as pornography is to sex. We get to exercise some ancient, ancient drives.

Has anyone got any bandages? I've just split my sides laughing.

It is brilliant going to the theatre and being forced to sit and listen and think about life. It can be almost a near-religious experience.

I'd love to do comedy. And I think I have a pretty good sense of comic thing, so I'd really like to try that.

In popular houses where visitors like to go again and again, there is always a happy combination of some attention on the part of the hostess and the perfect freedom of the guests to occupy their time as they choose.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

In January 2006, Phantom of The Opera broke the record for the longest-running show in Broadway history, overtaking Cats and reminding us what real entertainment is about: candles, dry ice, big hair, and the sort of synthesized chord progressions only achieved by a collapse at the keyboard.

I'm not a big sports fan, but I love it when they 'slam dunk.' That's sexy.

I've always wanted to get into acting, ever since I was younger. I'd put on shows for my family and run around play dress-up all the time. I think I was 4 when I told them I wanted to do movies.

I've only been to high school on TV and in movies. I've never actually been to high school.

I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner.

We've got people looking at our seamy side and our sad side a lot of the time because that's easier. It's much more difficult to make a film about happiness with lots of jokes in it.

Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

A clown needn't be the same out of the ring as he has to be when he's in it. If you look at photographs of clowns when they're just being ordinary men, they've got quite sad faces.

Era un cabaret de fama mundial, donde se habían aburrido los hombres más célebres de Europa y América.

Lo importante en los programas —radio o televisión— es divertir y asombrar; su objetivo debe ser ganar audiencia, por lo que el nivel cultural y de contenidos toca fondo, es nulo. No olvidemos la cantidad de personas que siguen estos programas.

if it weren't for the fact, ladies and gentlemen, that I never go to the movies. Indeed, I've never even been inside a cinema, not even when I was a child, when it was fashionable to spend Sundays in one of those dark places.

Pro?imo redom sve vrste zadovoljstava što ih takvo putovanje pruža. Putuješ li sa ženom? - Da. - Zna?i, jedno zadovoljstvo manje. Ostaju: krajobrazí, kazališta, muzeji i obiteljski posjeti.

The movies people don't talk about or remember after six months' time don't really matter.

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

You know, who cares about seeing the girls when everybody wants to see the band. That's what's important, KISS is important. I think we look great, and the attitude is there, and I'm real happy with it.